Installing Love
TECH SUPPORT: Yes, ... how can I help
you?
CUSTOMER: Well, after much
consideration, I've decided
to install Love. Can you guide me
though the process?
TECH SUPPORT: Yes. I can help you.
Are you ready to proceed?
CUSTOMER: Well, I'm not very technical
but I think
I'm ready. What do I do first?
TECH SUPPORT: The first step is to
open your Heart. Have you located your
Heart?
CUSTOMER: Yes, but there are several
other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?
TECH SUPPORT: What programs are
running?
CUSTOMER: Let's see, I have Past Hurt,
Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment
running right now
TECH SUPPORT: No problem, Love will
gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory but
it will no longer
disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module of
its own called High
Self- Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
prevent Love
from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off?
CUSTOMER: I don't know how to turn
them off. Can you tell me how?
TECH SUPPORT: With pleasure. Go to
your start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many
times as necessary
until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased.
CUSTOMER: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
TECH SUPPORT: Yes, but remember that
you have only the
base program. You need to begin
connecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
CUSTOMER: Oops! I have an error message
already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on
external components."
What should I do?
TECH SUPPORT: Don't worry. It means
that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal
Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to
Love yourself
before you can Love others.
CUSTOMER: So, what should I do?
TECH SUPPORT: Pull down
Self-Acceptance; then click on
the following files: Forgive-Self;
Realize Your Worth;
and Acknowledge your Limitations.
CUSTOMER: Okay, done.
TECH SUPPORT: Now, copy them to the
"My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite
any conflicting
files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you
need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your
Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
CUSTOMER: Got it. Hey! My heart is
filling up with new
files. Smile is playing on my monitor
and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart.
Is this normal?
TECH SUPPORT: Sometimes. For others it
takes awhile,
but eventually everything gets it at
the proper time.
So Love is installed and running.
One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give
it and its various modules to everyone
you meet. Th ey
will in turn share it with others and
return some cool
modules back to you.
CUSTOMER: Thank you, God.
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